Gentle readers hosting Ã¦thercasts within and beyond the Empire, we at the Archives are appealing to you to to consider our humble promo for placement in your production. We are doing what we can to spread the word of the Ministry’s movement into theÂ digitalÂ press arena. Therefore, offered to you for your approval and syndication across the Ã¦therwebs,Â the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences present the 99-Penny Dreadfuls promotional.
If you do not recognize what the 99-Penny Dreadfuls are, they are our recentÂ Tales from the ArchivesÂ from authors you may have heard fromÂ our podcast.Â Miss Braun and I are now making these stories available for electronic readers at the cost of 99Â¢. “Cheap as chips,” as Miss Braun would say. In the future, our journalists will be releasing original and exclusive short stories set in the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences universe. Some tales will delve into the history of the Ministry, or even the agents themselves. Some â€” like “Darkest before the Darkwater” â€”may reveal hints of adventures yet to come.
Whether it is an adventure featuring the Ministry Seven, a case file from our award-nominated podcast, or an exploit of the House of Usher, expect new stories from the Ministry for the mere tuppence of 99Â¢ a yarn! Please feel free to take this offered promotional and feature it on your own Ã¦therblog or Ã¦thercast.
And from all of us here at the Ministry, our eternal thanks.
(There, Miss Braun, I have composed the blogpost as requested. Now, if you please, unchain my ankle from the Archives’ analytical engine.)